What should I do when I become a woman?

After I get my change I'm going to go up to a girl dump a box of nachos that are covered in melted cheese,chile,and jalapenos on her head,pinch her bosom and yank on it,and then take my fist and pop her in the mouth.I mad at girls for denying me ual gratification.The world seems to have a grandiose sense of a female's importance.They're just meant for ual gratification Nothing more nothing less.I just wanted to get back at the world and I feel that this would be the best way.