God's stand on masturbation...?

OK, we've all read the verse (along with a lot of others that Christians like to ignore or dismiss), so what does the Church say about 'nocturnal emissions', otherwise known as 'wet dreams'? The verse talks about 'spilling seed', so is the admonition against waste or pleasuring oneself? Does the same restriction apply to females? To make things even more complex, the body is sometimes so disconnected from desire that there are known cases where women have ed during . What does God say about all these 'unintentional violations' of the regs?