How long do cats live if you forget to feed them?

Last week my neighbor Jeanie asked me if I would take care of Mr Bo jangles, her ugly *** Persian cat while she went to Jamaica so she could have with black guys only because she is heavy and the white guys don't really care for that. Anyway, I think it was wrong for her to ask me. First of all, she lives down on the second floor of our building when I'm up here on 4. It's not like she is right next door or anything. And then her cat has to take a pill every day. I didn't know this, but to give the thing a pill, I have to open it's mouth and try to throw it in...and that cat has these sharp fang teeth. Anyway, I went down the first day and fed it but could not get him to take is pill. I tried laying out on a napkin, and even put some peanut er on it, but he still did not care for it. And then the next day was Thursday and I forgot to go down there because for one the Amazing Race was on, and then our microwave broke. So on Friday I was going to go down but Bill Potter called who is OH MY GOD so y. I mean I think he looks kinda like that guy who said Lindsey Lohan had fire crotch in that Paris Hilton TMZ video. He is gorgeous. So I went out with Bill and he took me for pasta AND scallops! and then to The Snuggery. Oh my God! I got wasted on spearmint schnapps. I don't think we had , but there was heavy petting. I would have though. Anyway I did not get home until Sunday, and now I've been too scared to go down there because if it died and I see it I will get sick. I get so sick if I see dead stuff sometimes I even vomit. My friend Kim lives next to Jeanie said the cat is crying real loud like a growl, and that scares me too as his teeth are sharp. I can''t really trust Kim though. She wears a pad under her stretch pants and you can literally see the outline. She was even sent home from work for it. Do you know how long the cat will live? Jeanie get's back tomorrow night. I don't know what to do. I also think I misplaced the key to her apartment. Help.